Interview with Jordan Foster

Car1 Malone : brandon

Auto response from the mr sauce 05 : bored as hell people, SOMEONE TALK TO ME

Car1 Malone : randon
Car1 Malone : its time ofr the interview
Car1 Malone : I am
Car1 Malone : brandon
Car1 Malone : brandon fucking bitch mitchell
Car1 Malone : answer me god dammit
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the mr sauce 05 : :-)
Car1 Malone : god damn you
Car1 Malone : do the god damn interview
Car1 Malone : i mena god damn
Car1 Malone : go
the mr sauce 05 : Let me find the questions
the mr sauce 05 : Ok
the mr sauce 05 : Q1. How did you become such a damn good coach?
Car1 Malone : what kind of stupid qurstion is that Im a great coach because im the greatest person to live making everything i do even if I do it half assed great
Car1 Malone : next
the mr sauce 05 : Q2. What were your goals for the season?
Car1 Malone : TO whip these uncoordinated bastards into basketball players these first games were just are practices im coaching them the same way i did the greats
Car1 Malone : next
the mr sauce 05 : alright
the mr sauce 05 : How loyal was your team to you?
Car1 Malone : not loyal at all in the beginning at least but once they learned to fear and respect me they would no more betraye me than they would jesus
Car1 Malone : next
the mr sauce 05 : How were you loyal to them?
Car1 Malone : I can only be as loyal as them
Car1 Malone : next
the mr sauce 05 : How do you feel with the season so far?
Car1 Malone : My feelings are private ;-)
the mr sauce 05 : ok
the mr sauce 05 : Whic player do you hate the most?
Car1 Malone : easy as pie..........CHRIS JOHANSEN
Car1 Malone : their is nothing to like about him
the mr sauce 05 : Which play did you like the most?
Car1 Malone : the "secret" play because chris johansen got slapped in the face with a penis in that one it was a gay ol time
the mr sauce 05 : Who do you think has the most potential
Car1 Malone : well i would say nick but he is already a damn good player so i would have to say Aaron Olson he has progressed a lot
the mr sauce 05 : and what influenced you to be the coach?
Car1 Malone : i knew they need me if they wanted to go anywhere
the mr sauce 05 : and the last question, if you were given a super power, what would it be, and why?
Car1 Malone : the power to stretch so i could have a stretchy dick t
the mr sauce 05 : Good answer
the mr sauce 05 : And that's the end of the interview, thank you Mr. Foster
Car1 Malone : Coach Foster
Car1 Malone : you bastard
the mr sauce 05 : fine

What a damn great coach!

 
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