Interview with Jordan Foster - Part 2
the mr sauce 05 : Q1. How would you describe the slam dizunks team in one word?
Car1 Malone : GOLD
the mr sauce 05 : Q2. What are your thoughts about genetal herpes
Car1 Malone : I feel their a gift from god which we should all love and hope to get
the mr sauce 05 : Q3. How many STDs do you have?
Car1 Malone : i dont know i had a number once but now they all look the same and live happily in the love jungle we call jordans genatiles
the mr sauce 05 : haha
the mr sauce 05 : Q4. What do you predict for your last 2 games?
Car1 Malone : Sweet Victory
the mr sauce 05 : Q5. Will you be doing anything different for your last 2 games?
Car1 Malone : or bitter defeat im not sure
Car1 Malone : yes
the mr sauce 05 : Q6. What's that?
Car1 Malone : making sure chris johansen doesnt blow raspy goat nuts
the mr sauce 05 : Q7. Are you happy with the current 2-4 record?
Car1 Malone : extremely happy
the mr sauce 05 : Q8. Do you regret spending all that money on drinks for the team during the games and then they loose?
Car1 Malone : >:o hey you little bastard are you implying that I make stupid decisions]
the mr sauce 05 : It's a question, answer it
Car1 Malone : No i dont you little bitch
the mr sauce 05 : your cruiz'n for a bruiz'n
the mr sauce 05 : Q9. What do you think about the slam dizunks website?
Car1 Malone : your crusin for me to hire the hells angels to run a cock train through your ass
the mr sauce 05 : Sounds exciting!
Car1 Malone : yeah choooooooooochoooooooooooooooo
the mr sauce 05 : Q9. What do you think about the slam dizunks website?
Car1 Malone : it could be better but actually quite good
the mr sauce 05 : Q10. What would you like on it?
Car1 Malone : my section
the mr sauce 05 : (instead of your section)
Car1 Malone : tonys "perfect" shot very funny and ramoi the drunk also quite humorus
the mr sauce 05 : Q11. If you could go back to the first game would you do anything different?(ex. anything to prevent you guys from losing)
Car1 Malone : We would have a god damn practice
the mr sauce 05 : Q12. Are you going to remain coach for the rest of the season?
Car1 Malone : hell yes no one will take my spot i have put the effort in to it and just because someone wants it doesnt mean they get it they ned to earn it
Car1 Malone : and i am co coach with nick for winter league
the mr sauce 05 : Q13. What would you do if you were replaced?
Car1 Malone : set every god damn player who betrayed be on Fire!!!!
Car1 Malone : and watch the bastards burn
Car1 Malone : than probably go home and put on some kenny g and a bubble bath
the mr sauce 05 : hahahaaha
the mr sauce 05 : Anything else you would like to say?
Car1 Malone : oh yes
the mr sauce 05 : and what's that?
the mr sauce 05 : hurry jordan I have to take a poo and then do homework
Car1 Malone : Geoff Ficek is a huge inspiration to the team and as some of his close friends no he is raising money for his sex change, Geoff is very excited for his new life style and since he has brought so much inspiration to the team time and time, wheather taking abuse from his boyfriend or going through surgeys due to his undescended testicle.. he has done a lot so if you can please donate to the geoff ficek sex change fund thank you
the mr sauce 05 : haha alright
Car1 Malone : ok you can poop now

What a damn great coach!
 
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